Shut up mom, this isn’t a phase. this is the REAL me
when u sleepy as hell but ur teacher wont let u put ur head down
Me talking to my relatives
you know, tonight….
i’m feelin a little….. outta control
is this me?
you wanna get crazy
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job